Wow, Chuck

This is the best thing Chuck Klostermann has ever written, and that’s saying a lot. [God I miss typing this: link via Fimoculous.] By his standards, I don’t think I have a nemesis (I keep my friends pretty close), but I do have an archenemy: Calvin. I don’t know where you are, and I don’t even know your last name, but one of these days I’m going to break your fucking neck.