Weird

I found this bizarre flyer stapled to a tree in front of my apartment building. The fucked up thing is, they’re everywhere. I just copied what the thing said, but you kind of have to see it for yourself. It has my face – I don’t know where they got the photo – Friendster? – and the head of this goat demon thing, like from a Slayer poster or something. I’m a little stressed out about this. Who the fuck is going to all this trouble to libel me? I can scan the thing later, I guess. It’s printed on pink fucking neon paper. I don’t even know where to start, in terms of a rebuttal. Some of it is true, but I never said the Al-Aqsa Brigade was an important cultural group. Their fucking webpage isn’t up, and when I DNSed them it doesn’t even look like they have it registered yet. Maybe I should just buy it before they do. Bastards.

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Geoffrey Litwack LIED about his involvement in Enron and Worldcom!
Geoffrey Litwack called the Al-Aqsa Brigades “an important cultural group.”
Help send Geoffrey Litwack a message that the Al-Aqsa Brigades are NOT “an important cultural group!”
Geoffrey Litwack can’t seem to make up his mind about the FACTS.
Are new construction projects “good for the local economy” or “bad for the common taxpayer?” He’s gone on the record saying both!
YOU CAN’T HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO, MR. LITWACK.
Do YOU want people like Litwack controling the water supply in Beverly Hills?
Do you think somebody like LITWACK has the best interests of your children in mind?
If you’re tired of fatcats like Litwack working the political machine for their own ends, see our web-site for more information and a petition you can sign to HELP GET LITWACK OUT OF OFFICE NOW. Visit www.thetruthaboutgeoffreylitwack.com and get the FACTS for yourself.

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At the bottom it says the message is endorsed by Perfection, Inc., which is somehow a 501(c)(3) and gives an address which Mapquest tells me is in the Valley somewhere. I’m seriously thinking of driving out there tomorrow or the day after to see what’s up.