1. Leave. Pratical advice and encouragement.
2. Enter into a life of drugs or P.G. Wodehouse novels. Of course, drugs are expensive and old Plum only wrote 97 books, what?
3. Go to work for MoveOn or one of the other opposition groups that proved worthless and ineffective. What were you guys doing, giving each other backrubs?
4. Punch Karl Rove in the face and go to supermax for the rest of your life.
5. Swallow your pride, learn Mandarin, try to assist China in its ascendency, hope this doesn’t cause nuclear war.
This reëlection is too hard a blow to slip. I love America best, but I won’t be a one-issue patriot, won’t play ball, won’t go along with the forthcoming nightmare.
Update: Louis has a much more hopeful take on the situation.
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