Bald girls
Blind girls with seeing-eye dogs
Courtney Peldon
Girls in wheelchairs
Girls with a gimpy leg
Girls with amputated limbs
Girls with eyes of different colors
Girls with fathers in jail for murder
Girls with giant tattoos of infants riding honeybees with honey dripping from the bee’s fangs
Girls with hysterical pregnancies
Girls with lazy eyes
Girls with white vertical scars on their left wrists
Pyromaniacs
Many who know me well have accused me of having a ‘beauty problem,’ but it’s more like the girl needs to BE BEAUTIFUL TO ME.

I write screenplays, books and push software; I'm a collector and indoorsman. If you have a Masonic scepter or a copy of the Boyd Philadelphia Blue Book (any year), drop me a line.