I regret nothing except the following

I need to get this out of my system before National Geoffrey Month. I can’t afford any negativity during my month – don’t want to throw off my cupcake intake.

I regret:
Not buying $1 Fort Thunder comics when I was in school.
Not seeing Lightening Bolt at Fort Thunder, for that matter.
Blowing off Ben Marcus for Meredith Steinbach (although her fourth novel looks interesting).
Not asking out Malena, even though she had a boyfriend.
Not buying AOL in 1991. Seriously – I was buying stocks then; you know how they encourage parents to help their kids with this so they develop fiscal responsibility and understanding at an early age, right? I remember reading an opinion piece in the Wall Street Journal about how AOL would never, ever crack a million users and I was using AOL at that point and I remember thinking, that’s wrong, this is so much better than BBSes. Pre-web, remember.

That’s it. Everything else has been perfect, in its own way.