I have a pile of presents at the foot of my bed, waiting to be gifted and sent. It gives me joy to think that it will decompress by spreading out across the country. A good gift is like a friendly spy, insinuating itself into the life of the recipient, sometimes going as far as to make itself useful…*

I write screenplays, books and push software; I'm a collector and indoorsman. If you have a Masonic scepter or a copy of the Boyd Philadelphia Blue Book (any year), drop me a line.