Fuck Cinderella, fuck Bon Jovi, and mother-fuck Prince, man

And god, fuck Valentine’s Day too. I hate that I’m not quite busy enough to forget all about it. I got a fucking anniversary reminder from ProFlowers yesterday after not hearing from them for two years; too bad they don’t have a “we broke up” form. Just a twinge! Oh well – it could be worse – according to a guy on one of my email lists (LA-sucks-at-words-L)

David Berman of the Silver Jews [bio snipped] did a reading at the Univ of Pittsburgh a couple of nights ago. He told those assembled that three months before he was born his mother wrote a letter of complaint to the manufacturers of Trojan Condoms.

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