Two big holidays are coming up and irrelevant to me T_T

1. The Super Bowl – I don’t have HD cable, I don’t have a team, I’ll watch the commercials on YuhTube, I’m trying to get off corn syrup.
2. Valentine’s Day – OMFG forget it. I’m going to cry over pictures of Elvira from 1986 and write a letter to my future self.

Dear Geoff 2017,

Wipe that grin off your face, you pretty bastard.

Love,

Geoff 2007