Is this me from another universe?

This is Andrew Mukamal, Kelly Cutrone’s assistant from the show Kell On Earth. As Andrea pointed out, we kind of look a lot alike. I mean, he’s a lot skinner and gayer than I am, but beside that, yeah. We like a lot of the same labels, too. Like I wouldn’t rock Dick Owens boots, but I would wear one of his fencing jackets or something. I would go out in a Prada cape if I had one. Props to Andrea for monitoring basic cable and discovering the resemblance.

For reference, this is me from a while back when I was thinner and had longer hair.