I have website problems

I realized that I registered litwack.org through some weird ancient registrar for ten years in 2001, and I think they exist but I can’t remember the password I gave them and the recovery email is to a defunct Hotmail account I used to have before Google was in advertising. So that’s one problem. The other is that I hate WordPress so much, so fucking much – it’s like when I use a Windows machine, I just assume there are viruses and spyware – well, with WP I have to assume that because I missed a point release some Ukrainian web terror bot has rewritten all the affiliate codes in links in my archives and installed itself as a secret superuser that will some day erase all my posts and replace them with Hate Forest videos.

So anyway, I need to switch to something more secure and also hosted so I can stop paying my tiny internet hosting company money like it’s 2003 because hello, Amazon S3 and EC2 exist and are more stable than you ever gonna be, independent hosting company, no offense. Some serious bloggers are actually switching to Tumblr and I like Tumblr a lot but I’m thinking more Squarespace. Ideally I’d like to get everything in balance so my thin stream of Google AdSense revs pay for my Squarespace account. I think I want to hire someone to set up Squarespace for me, do the whole-blog export/import, work on a theme to my specifications and do some AdSense SEO magic. All optimized for the iPad (ideal viewing) and iPhone. (Hey guess what you can’t install an adblocker in mobilesafari~~omg) If you know anybody who does shit like that, please comment.

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