Category Archives: personal life

This is Andrew Mukamal, Kelly Cutrone’s assistant from the show Kell On Earth. As Andrea pointed out, we kind of look a lot alike. I mean, he’s a lot skinner and gayer than I am, but beside that, yeah. We … Continue reading →

I’ve been going to the gym (I am gonna look SO CUTE for the spring prom) and afterwards, every time, I really want a cigarette. The depressing thing about the gym is seemingly little dudes who sidle up next to … Continue reading →

Let’s see what the web thinks.

This is me and here’s George as a member of Kraftwerk on his way to a Halloween party aaaaand John as the Scarecrow: now I’m going to listen to DJ Shadow as is my tradition. See you in November!

I need to get this out of my system before National Geoffrey Month. I can’t afford any negativity during my month – don’t want to throw off my cupcake intake. I regret: Not buying $1 Fort Thunder comics when I … Continue reading →

The broken window theory in action. George, welcome!

If you direct your eyes to the left, you will see that a new peep has joined my [bird joke]: Dr. Luis Ripoll. He’s been keeping a blog for a while on MySpace and I convinced him to transition it … Continue reading →

More on the Chauncey M. Depew tobacco card later.

Posting and reply to email is going to be slow for a bit – my iBook hard drive blew up (SMART errors and bad blocks all of the sudden) and needs love.

Bald girls Blind girls with seeing-eye dogs Courtney Peldon Girls in wheelchairs Girls with a gimpy leg Girls with amputated limbs Girls with eyes of different colors Girls with fathers in jail for murder Girls with giant tattoos of infants … Continue reading →

Little disasters Yesterday, returning to the garage at UCLA where I had parked my car, I was stopped by an officer of the peace and told I couldn’t go to level B, because an SUV had caught fire. So I … Continue reading →

1. The Historic Tree sign on City Line Avenue in Philadelphia, near Friends Central. Where and what is the historic tree? No one knows. 2. The Beverly Hills is the Sister City of Cannes, France sign on Coldwater. Cheesy, old … Continue reading →