Category Archives: personal life

It occurs to me that Batman would go crazy living in Beverly Hills, because there’s nothing to patrol. Even in the rough-and-tumble Orthodox Jew “panhandle.” Those Jews have their own laws and courts of justice, mostly buried deep underground. If … Continue reading →

I hope everybody’s Passover is going well, gut yontif, etc., and next week is Greek Orthodox Easter. Tight.

Oh, SNAP! Everything changes: My fast internet connection is back, my anxiety responds well to high doses of marijuana and alcohol, and now I can say FOUR things en español. And I have a photo in People this week. Full … Continue reading →

Baudio “converts any type of computer file into an audio file, without any loss of data.” Paging Matmos. I’m leaving tomorrow for a week, so if there are any new posts, call the cops, because it means someone’s broken into … Continue reading →

I loved that stadium, went to Phillies games there growing up. Story. Oh Phanatic, how could you?

So I bought a shirt at Saks (gift certificate) which needed to be taken in. I called today to see if it was ready, and got a very apologetic staff tailor. “I’m very sorry, sir,” he said. “We’re running behind … Continue reading →

“Tricolor rotini.” Except for the bready bagels, had a perfectly lovely nosh at Barney Greengrass with my Dad today.

Just like every other girl I’ve ever loved, she hates to be picked up.

philosophy selector. My top four results: Kant (who I disagree with (50 Cent’s refutation of the universal imperative: “what I eat doesn’t make you shit”); anyway, I made a point of taking issue with the golden rule question on the … Continue reading →

Anyone need an Orkut invite? thx to Louis for mine. sigh

Now I live in Beverly Hills. I’ve been here three days, and inclusive of Providence, RI and Baltimore, it is the weirdest fucking place I’ve ever lived. Scenes from the supermarket: •Fat woman whispering in Spanish to a clerk, who … Continue reading →