Category Archives: television

So catch Kat Dennings on ER for sweeps November 3 (TOMORROW, NBC 10pm), 10, and 17, right?

8:09: Cute blondes at Marissa’s planning meeting! 8:13: Oh snap, that’s Jeri Ryan! She’s really nice in real life. 8:15: Marissa’s not going to be expelled unless things turn awesome and she and Ryan finish high school in Chino. Speaking … Continue reading →

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Wonder Showzen is stressing me out arrrrrgggggg full textual analysis forthcoming, I guess

What a great, fantastic show. I’m sitting here (lying here) enjoying the post-season finale buzz, and it feels like I’ve been turned into a Pop Tart: my insides are warm red jelly. The real story in that picture, by the … Continue reading →

So they preempted The O.C. for Bush’s speech, right? NOT IN CANADA, MOTHERFUCKER! Without giving anything away, here were the high points of 2×21. 1. I’d heard Rachel Bilson was tiny, but cot damn she’s tiny! 2. Mischa Barton: looking … Continue reading →

1. The new pope (I’ve only seen him on TV) was a Hitler youth? What’s the word?…oy. 2. Some casting agent hit a home run with the Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper girl. 3. Andreaa might get this one: bloom to … Continue reading →

that’s it, I’m done with life.

I didn’t take notes, but here’s what stands out in my memory. Everybody was there – not only the announced guests but the entire cast. (Kristen’s hot – I’ll get to her in a second) It’s not certain, but it … Continue reading →

After two hours of primetime: 1. If I still ate meat, I’d be all over those $1 KFC snacker sandwich things, even if they’re breeding mutachickens with three breasts Total Recall style. 2. I was wrecked by the Rory B-story … Continue reading →

Still. Has anyone seen this Hummer* ad? a kid is being dropped off at what I presume is his first day in junior high. His mom asks him if he wants him to have her leave him a block away … Continue reading →

I hate to see him go, but the fact is that he has zero ability or desire to modulate his style – he’s been turning in the same kind of work for every challenge all season. I think Kara’s going … Continue reading →